Well ... I sat here this morning trying to think of an appropriate gagette but nothing would come to mind. There were loads of stories and jokes but nothing that tickled me chuckle muscle for today. Am I getting jaded? I thought ... is Wizz losing his snigger sphincter? So I switched in me giggle cell and came up with this ....
THINGS WOMEN WANT TO HEAR BUT NEVER DO ......
~Wow, I just don't know what to do with all this money we won in the lottery, so why don't you take it to the mall and see if you can find something to buy with it.
~Hey, how about inviting your mother to spend the summer with us.
~Oh, go ahead and eat that third piece of chocolate cream pie. If it's one thing I hate it's skinny women.
~What luck, they had a special rental rate at the video store on romance movies.
~You know, that Pam Anderson just doesn't seem to have the brainpower that I find so attractive in a woman.
~What a break, I won a prize on the radio station.... tickets to either the Lords MCC or the opening of the New York Ballet. I got first choice so pack your bags for New York, we get to go to the ballet!!!
~Who wants to play golf when I can get to see how good the lawn looks when it's freshly mowed.
~Shoot, there's nothing on TV but sport. Let's go furniture shopping.
~Man I tell you, nothing feels better than getting all spruced up in a suit and tie.
~I'm getting a little tired of steak on the grill. How about a nice quiche?
~You know, I think I'd really prefer the four-door sedan to that impractical Corvette.
~Golly I think we're lost. Let me stop and ask for directions.
~My golf clubs are only 30 years old. Why don't you use the money my parents gave us to get something nice for the house.
~If the guys call and want me to go to that new sports club with them, tell them I'm busy. I really want to get the living room painted tonight.
~Sports cars are just such stupid little toys for men who have never really grown up.
~If you're looking for me later, I'll be over there looking at the home decorating magazines.
~You know, we really don't visit your relatives enough.
~Why don't you relax this weekend. I'll take care of the cooking and housework.
Have a good Saturday folks xxx
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Wizzzard on Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:54 am, edited 1 time in total.
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
