I got yesterday's countdown wrong ... I'll stand in the corner for an hour and recite the 12 times table. Won't bore you with my updates today but it is a big part of my life at the moment so I'll jut rock on to today's gagette ...
Wizz and Mrs Wizz are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. Wizz says to her, "I was wondering - have you ever cheated on me?"
Mrs Wizz replies, "Oh dear, why would you ask such a question now? You don't want to ask that question..."
"Yes, I do, I really want to know. Please..."
"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times..."
"Three? Well, when were they?" he asked.
"Well, remember when you were 35 years old and you really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a loan? Remember, then one day the bank manager himself came over the house and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"
"Oh, you did that for me! I respect you even more than ever, to do such a thing for me. So, when was number 2?"
"Well, remember when you had that last heart attack and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch you? Then remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery himself, and then you were in good shape again?"
"I can't believe it! That you should do such a thing for me, to save my l ife. I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To do such a thing, you must really love me darling. I couldn't be more moved. So, all right then, when was number 3?"
"Well, Wizz, remember a few years ago, when you really wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short.....?"
Have a great day xxxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
