Good morning peeps ... thank you for all your good wishes and a special thanks to DM. I wasn't sure what an Endoscopy entailed but when the surgeon approached me with 4 foot of 12mm hose with an ever ready torch strapped to the end I nearly freaked out. However, they got it down me throat and found nothing ... so that's summat else I haven't got. It's looking more and more like Kidleys and heart and my next scan is an Ultrasound ... I can cope with that LOL. Back at Docs tomorrow to see if he can do summat about me legs as the surgeon was very concerned about them. Anyhoo ... her is today's little Valentine gigglette ....
A little boy comes home from first grade and tells his father that he learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "As Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get angry at me for giving someone a valentine?"
The father thinks for a moment and then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," the boy says.
"Why Osama ," his father asks in disbelief.
"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd jump with joy. And then he'd go all over and tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Father's heart swells and he looks at his son with new found pride and joy.
"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines can shoot the crap outa him."
Best of luck for tomorrow Mrs S ... the Wizz's will be thinking of you xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
