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Wizzzard

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Post by Wizzzard » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:42 am
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A Doggies Christmas Promises

Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises by opening all their presents.

Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, and tinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.

I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my new Christmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat when the wind chill is -10 F.

I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lights out into the backyard through the doggy door.

I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes (which I will eat -- paper and all).

I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out of the stocking!

I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree and piddling on the dining room rug.

I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making my human have to call the vet's at Christmas.

I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull the tree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.

I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under her tree as soon as we enter her house.

I will not pee on the Christmas tree.

I will not steal the neighbour's Christmas light bulbs.

The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.


Last one tomorrow and I can't think of one ... still 24 hours to go yet xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
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Post by Shining » Wed Dec 23, 2009 12:46 pm
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IVA final payment left the bank on the 26th January 2013...looking forward to a debt free future.
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Post by debtmountain » Wed Dec 23, 2009 4:24 pm
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[:D][:D][:D]..Nice one Ray, hope you're ok sweetie?.Mrs wizzz too!.I'm sure you'll find summat in that great big book of wizzette xmas jokettes for tomorrow.[;)].I will look forward to reading it too..xx[:)]
IVA accepted 13/11/2008..17 payments down,55 to go..
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:46 pm
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[:D][:D]

You've met my dogs then Ray?[:D]
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Post by Julie » Wed Dec 23, 2009 7:57 pm
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[:D] love it Ray [:D]

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Post by MRBLUESKY » Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:38 pm
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[:D][:D] nice one.ray.
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:42 am
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I hope 2010 is a much better year for you, both with your health and with the IVA.
Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
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