Well here we go ... another countdown ... another load of silliness to brighten these dank dark mornings. Here's the first Valentine groanette to start us off ....
Jim asked his friend, Wizz, whether he had bought Mrs Wizz anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Wizz who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That's very kind of you,' Jim said, 'I hope she'll appreciate the thought.'
'So do I," replied Wizz," and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx