27 Days to Christmas

[Wizzzard]

The following is a true story, not a gigglette ... but it's gotta be one of the funniest thing I've read in years ... AND it has a Christmassy flavour [:D].....

Disney's movie "The Santa Clause" mentions an 800 number which led to an Ohio grandmother's embarrassment. In the PG-rated film, Tim Allen's ex-wife offers to give him her phone number and he jokes, "What is it? 1-800-SPANK ME?"

Well, the grandmother, Shirley Dirth, thought the number was phony so she didn't mind letting her two grandchildren call it. She was quite shocked when they connected via her speaker phone to a phone sex line which let callers choose their own fantasy. On that real phone number, a woman's voice says, "Hi, sexy! You've just connected to the hottest phone line in America."

A spokesman for Disney has said it is just a coincidence and no one is begin punished. Hmmmm, a coincidence? Or was some Disney screenwriter being naughty and not nice? [:D]

Don't ya just love pranksters LOL

[freelili]

[:D] some clever cat, hot babe type place changed their number.

good morning ray... only 27 days to go, i will be ready, our lights go on today in our town, yippee.

[Lisa2009]

You always know christmas is close when the coke advert comes on the telly. I have just seen it for the first time this year. You know the one with the lorry all lit up?
Sad i know but for me, seeing that for the first time of the year really starts christmas for me.

Morning all, have a great day xxx

[tori]

[:D][:D]Morning Ray and everyone...nice and fine here today,and not as cold thank goodness!! Well all my decorations are up now,so i'm starting to feel very christmassy indeed...Can't believe there's only 27 days to go[:D]!! Hope everyone has a lovely day.xx

[Viki.W]

[:D] Morning everyone, I'm going to try and put the deccies up this weekend and then have a pressie wrapping afternoon! I'm so excited.[:o)] X

[Lisa2009]

I hate the wrapping. I have got so much to do and no doubt will leave it till the last minute.
If i had my way nothing would get wrapped lol

[Wizzzard]

I like the Coca Cola Crimbly advert too, Mrs Skint ... Crimbo wouldn't be the same without ... holidays are comin' holidays are comin'!!

[Lisa2009]

Exactly!!!!!!
Thats when it all begins for me, i love it!!

[freelili]

i love wrapping. i have turned my lounge round again, you never know the room might look better with the sofa this way or thst way, six changes later its going exactly the way it was before i started, fun isnt it? teee. heee.

[Lisa2009]

[:D][:D][:D]

[debtmountain]

[:D][:D]..Hi Everyone, ,hope you're all having a good day,it's very wet and cold here today[:(] but it's not going to dampen my spirits!!!, saw earlier that our names are now showing on the insolvency register,blooming heck!!they don't waste time do they?...Yippeee,27 days to go and only 2 days till we put up tree and decs,can't wait[:D]...Lily[:D],what are you like eh!!...Enjoy the rest of your day everyone..xx...Ooh!!nearly forgot, I like the Coca Cola Advert as well[;)]

[kallis3]

I hate wrapping presents and writing cards! I'm always happy when they are done, but I always put it off!

The weather is awful here too. So glad I'm not going anywhere tonight!

[moretolife]

we sat down last night and put on a christmas cd ...had a glass of sherry and mince meat pie and did a whole load of wrapping....beginning to feel christmassy...havent yet seen the coca cola advert...but like everyone..i love it too

lily...you and i must be clones..i have moved the furniture 3 times in last 24 hours and every time it has ended up being put back again.!!!..my OH comes home form work and say..."okay where do i sit tonight "

i do this every year making the excuse that i have to make room for tree etc...but it always goes in the same corner so its really just an excuse to try again....the problem in my . living room is that is is long and narrow...i much would prefer a square

what a waffler i am eh??

[Lisa2009]

waffle away LOL

[Julie]

I love Christmas...but hate anyone else decorating the tree, It's my job and I like everything to be "just so" [:I]

Last year, my 5yr old "angel" insisted on helping me - I spent the whole Christmas period re-arranging the tree!

On the tree subjuect, I love having a real tree - the smell is fab....until a certain cat pees on it [:D][:D]