77 Days to Christmas

[Wizzard]

Good morning all and the dreaded money pit is one day nearer [:D] In keeping with the jollity being enjoyed by all I present for your edification a right proper groaner .....

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they are told they must present something "Christmassy" to show that they remember the holiday, or off to hell they go.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a sugar mouse and an apple, so he too is allowed in.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties.

Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

"They're Carol's."


Have a great day ... hope you get your creditors meeting date soon DM

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D][:D] Morning Ray. Hope you're ok. X

[angela18]

Morning Ray.. [:D]

[angelrainbow]

Morning Ray!

[Skippy]

Morning!

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[devon thomas]

"On the 77th day of Christmas, my true love sent to meeeeeeee....

... a cardi that aunt flossie knitted for freee"

[kallis3]

Spare me from the hand knitted cardi!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D]

[Locko]

Oh no 77 days is that all. My daughters just picked up the woolworths catalogue and wants everything. I've just told her what about the credit crunch and she said whats that xx

[debtmountain]

[:D][:D][:D]

Aw,Thanks Ray, will let you all know when I hear anything. Hope you enjoyed the film the other night[:)]

DT [:D][:D][:D]