A cats life!

[Skippy]

That's useful to know Viki - I'll ask the vet about Stronghold when we need to get some more. We have to give Harry worm treatment on the back of his neck as well as he won't swallow tablets so if we could combine the 2 that would be better as he hates it.

[Viki.W]

Skippy, that's why it's so good for us. I couldn't give Nia the worm treatment AND the flea treatment......I'd have no hand left![:0] X

[Skippy]

Same here - no way am I trying to force a pill down Harry's throat! We crushed it in his food, but he wouldn't go near the food so I gave up and bought the drops. This cat costs me a fortune!

[pixie]

okay, I can't resist! here's how to give cat's pills in 18 easy steps......

1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "That's a nice kitty." Drop the pill in its mouth.

2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp & pill from under sofa.

3. Follow same proceedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left hand & back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.

4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (resist impulse to get new cat.)

5. Again proceed as in 1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in bottle-feeding position, sit on edge of chair, fold your torso over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cat's mouth by lifting the upper jaw & pop pill in - quickly! Since your head is down by your knees, you won't be able to see what you are doing. That's just as well.

6. Leave cat hanging on drapes. Leave pill in your hair.

7. If you are a woman, have a good cry. If you are a man, have a good cry.

8. Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Retrieve cat & pill. Assuming position 1, say sternly, "Who's the the boss here anyway?" Open cat's mouth, take pill & ....Oooops!

9. This isn't working, is it? Collapse & think. Aha! Those flashing claws are causing the chaos.

10. Crawl to the linen closet. Drag back a large beach towl. Spread towel on floor.

11. Retrieve cat from kitchen counter & pill from potted plant.

12. Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.

13. Flatten cat's front & back legs over its stomach. (resist impulse to flatten cat.)

14. Roll cat in towel. Work fast; time & tabbies wait for no man - or woman!

15. Resume position 1. Rotate your left hand to cat's head. Press its mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.

16. Drop pill into cat's mouth & poke gently. Voila! It's done!

17. Vacuum up loose fur (cat's). Apply bandages to wounds (yours).

18. Take two asprins & lie down.

[kallis3]

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[Viki.W]

Pixie, where do you get this stuff, you've had me in tears![:D] X

[pixie]

[:D] We get all sorts sent around the office!

At one time Monte was a nightmare to get pills down. He'd eat all the way around them when hidden in food! We then had to resort to wrapping him in a towel and convincing him to swallow!! ok it took two of us and trying to catch him once he'd spotted the towel wasn't easy!!
He's now quite good and will just eat them when given with treats.