A christmasy joke (it's a tiny bit rude though)

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Post by johnz » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:34 pm
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere.

Four of his elves were sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More Stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to the cupboard, he found the elves had hidden the liquor and there was nothing to drink.

In his frustration, he dropped the coffee pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the he kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw it was made from.

Just then the doorbell rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door. He opened the door and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would you like to put this tree Santa?"

And that my friends, is how the little angel came to be on top of the Christmas tree.

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

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Post by mikebdomain » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:37 pm
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Post by louisa.s » Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:55 pm
[:D][:D] What a vision that conjures up!!!! [:D]
 
 

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Post by cr15py » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:33 pm
[:)][:D] nice one! [:)]
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Post by debbiw » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:36 pm
LOL Johnz[:D][:D][:D]
 
 

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Post by Skippy » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:51 pm
[:D][:D][:D]

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Post by emma_t » Wed Dec 19, 2007 3:59 pm
[:D][:D][:D] LOL
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Post by mish1953 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:27 pm
[:D][:D][:D]

LMAO

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Post by Lisa2009 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:47 pm
[:D][:D][:D]
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Post by Martin2011 » Wed Dec 19, 2007 11:49 pm
[:I] Poor fairy.... [:)][:)][:)]
 
 

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Post by Lisa2009 » Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:06 am
Poor fairy?????
Have you ever seen one thats not smiling?[;)][:D][:D]
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Post by ray_a » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:29 am
LOL
 
 

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Post by carlosgermano » Thu Dec 20, 2007 4:44 pm
A very cheery xmas joke ... good on ya !!!!!
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Post by Martin2011 » Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:49 pm
Do you know Skint, I'd never looked at it like that.....now I know why there always smiling I'll never look at a Christmas tree through such innocent eyes again!!

Martin
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