A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new manager. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the manager notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!
He walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make £250.00 a week. Why?"
The manager then hands the guy £250 in cash and screams, "Here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, he looks around the room and asks "Does anyone want to tell me what that idle git did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile
