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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:51 pm
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Just got back from hospital after having a mole taken off my shoulder.
Doctor said it all went well but the RSPCA are baffled as to how it got there in the first place...!!!![:D]
If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.

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Post by Foggy » Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:38 pm
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A man walks in to a doctors office with a frog on his head. The doctor leaps up and says: "Good grief, how on earth did you get that great ugly thing!"
The frog looks down and replies: "I dunno Doc, it started out as a little wart on my bottom!"
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Post by Karen.mg » Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:51 pm
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Ha ha ha what have you two been on? Laughing gas!!!

Keep it up!
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Post by Andy1964 » Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:43 pm
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Foggy, was that the same bloke who had 50 rabbits on his head and when asked to explain it to the doctor he said "I dunno but two days ago there were only a couple of hares"
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Post by Shining » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:27 pm
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[:D][:D]
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Post by Foggy » Thu Aug 30, 2012 9:50 pm
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Andy -- I have rabbits tattooed on my head because they look like hares from a distance.
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Post by footiemad » Fri Aug 31, 2012 8:46 am
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Don't know what you two are on but I want some!!!!!!
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Post by Andy1964 » Fri Aug 31, 2012 12:51 pm
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...and the fella who goes to his doctor about a hearing problem, the doctor asks him to describe the symptoms so he says "ok then, Homer is fat and lazy and Marge has blue hair"......
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Post by Foggy » Fri Aug 31, 2012 4:21 pm
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Three old guys are out walking. First one says, "Windy, isn't it?" Second one says, "No, its Thursday!" Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
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Post by Shining » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:02 pm
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Makes me smile though! x
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Post by Foggy » Fri Aug 31, 2012 10:07 pm
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Here's a topical one:

What did the insolvent frog say ? ......


....."Baroke..baroke"
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