Another ickle joke

[debtmountain]

This one's a bit of a groaner I'm afraid [;)]..an oldie as well so you may know it already...

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron
pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

Wait for it!!!





Ah!! sorry sir, I thought you order Peeking Duck[:D]

[kallis3]

Dm, that is a real right groaner![:D][:D]

[kallis3]

Dm, that is a real right groaner![:D][:D]

[tori]

[:D][8D] Nice one DM! xx

[debtmountain]

Here's another one!![:)]

A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then the driver said, "Please, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me."

The passenger, who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much, to which the driver replied, "I'm sorry, it's really not your fault at all. Today is my first day driving a cab, I have been driving a hearse prior to this for the last 25 years.[:D]

[Skippy]

Brilliant!

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[freelili]

Dm you have this joke thing sorted hun.

[freelili]

Ray I am so sorry you have been a bit down in the dumps, I do hope things continue to improve for you.

Sending positives your way.

Love

[debtmountain]

Here's another un that I received with the last one!![;)]

A new business was opening and one of the owners friends sent flowers for the occasion. but when the owner read the card with the flowers, it said, "Rest In Peace". The owner was a little peeved,and he called the florist to complain.

After he told the florist about the obvious mistake, the florist said, "Sir I`m really sorry for the mistake,but rather than getting angry, you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations On Your New Location".[:0]

[Skippy]

[:D]

That's brilliant DM!

[kallis3]

[:D][:D]

That's a good one DM!

[debtmountain]

Here's another one I received earlier!![;)]

BETTING

A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the
head with a frying pan.'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny
On it that I found in your trouser pocket".
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name
Of the horse I bet on"
The wife apologised and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the
head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again..
his wife replied. 'Your horse phoned'.[:D]

[Shining]

[:D][:D]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]