Well you asked for it.
Well the day was fine, kids back at school, decided to go and do the lawns and felt very in my 'zone' bliss, no interuptions, all well and good, peeled and prepared the dinner (lamb roast). Noticed my beautiful cat Cole, hadnt moved since last night, not even for nummie nummies, so I took him out of bed and placed him next to his food, he couldnt stand or walk on his back leg, phoned the vet, appointment at 5. It was 4.20
Rushed out to put the lawn mower away etc and put the meat in, phone fell out of bra, smashed into pieces and wont turn on. Got meat out of fridge, stank to high heaven, no way I could cook that. Desperately tried to put the phone back together, no time but still tried, sodded it, went to vet, went to shops for sausages, for tea. On the way back someone said they are throwing phones out in Argos, popped there, got one, very quick and cheap. Vet said cat had abcess on leg from a bite, gave him injections (have to return on Friday). Came back, very stinky kitchen, lamb in bin. On the way back it peed down, lawn mower, strimmer soaked. Cooked sausage and mash. Finally opened the new phone, its shocking, luminous pink (its black on the box) and it serves me right because I threatened to give my son a bright pink lunch box today if he didnt get to bed last night.
So I have been to get some smokes and sod it, and I got some biscuits too. I also got my munchy poorly boy some cat milk and special food in little packets and he loved it. I soooo wasnt going to college 5 mins ago but I have just had a word with myself.