Christmas Trees

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Wizzzard: Posts: 1595; Joined: Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:34 pm; Location: United Kingdom

by Wizzzard » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:22 am

Top 10 reasons why Christmas Trees are better than women

10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

09. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.

08. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

07. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.

06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.

05. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.

04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

03. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.

02. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.

01. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your van.

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by kallis3 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:46 am

[:D][:D][:D]

Ours doesn't mind being thrown up into the loft for another 11 months either!

Hope you are well Ray.

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