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Post by Wizzzard » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:40 am

A company had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Management said, "Someone might steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job.

Then management said, "How does the watchman do his job without instruction?" So they created a planning department and hired two people; one person to write the instructions and one person to do time studies.

Then management said, "How will we know the night watchman is doing his tasks correctly?" So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people. One to do the studies and one to write the reports.

Then management said, "How are these people going to get paid?" So they created the following positions, a timekeeper and a payroll officer; then hired two more people.

Then management said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?" So they created an administrative section and hired three people; an Administrative Officer, Assistant Administrative Officer, and a Legal Secretary.

Then management said, "We've had this position in operation for one year now and we're £18,000 over budget. We have to cutback on overall costs."

So they laid off the night watchman.


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Post by nepensioner » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:34 am
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Post by kallis3 » Sat Jun 18, 2011 11:53 am
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Post by Foggy » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:04 pm
Sounds like the Public Service [:D]
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Post by Fawn » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:23 am
[:D] I enjoyed the crazy logic of that! I bet things like that happen quite a lot, tut tut.
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Post by Wizzzard » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:35 pm

Thank you for that Fawn ... and welcome to the silly corner of the Forum [:D]

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