D'ya want a drink or what?

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Post by Wizzzard » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:58 am
Jock and a Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked.
"Aye, Ah'll tek small whusky" Jock replied.
She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he'd like one. "Never!" he said sternly. "I'd rather be molested and ravished by wanton women all the way to America than drink whisky!"
Jock hurriedly passed the drink back, saying "Och, Ah didna ken there wuz a choice!"

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Post by freelili » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:01 am
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Post by wonder » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:01 am
Very good, how are you today?? xx
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Post by kallis3 » Thu Jul 30, 2009 5:31 pm
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Nice one Ray!
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Post by ivas4us » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:27 pm
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