Embarrasing Moments

[debtmountain]

Hi Everyone,...I'm sure we've all had embarrasing moments,when you wish you could get the ground to swallow you up,please tell me yours if you can,to make me feel better after I tell you what happened today.[:I]...I stuck a washload into the tumble dryer last night,and when I got the clothes out,they were all static!!,not sure what caused that but I did run out of fabric conditioner so maybe that was the cause?..anyhow,put all the clothes away and left hubbys jumper out for work today...He went into work this morning and a couple of hours later,he took off his jumper...when he looked at the floor,he saw a pair of womans knickers..without thinking first,he yelled out "look,there's a pair of womens knickers on the floor"..it was only when he said it that he realised they were mine[:I].., must have got tangled in the sleeve of the jumper...everyone burst out laughing,he went very red[:I] and since then,he's had constant remarks such as "are you sure they're the wifes" "so that's why you were late this morning" "are you a secret cross dresser" etc!!!...gawd, we are both soooo embarrased but I did laugh out loud though when hubby rang to tell me earlier .(glad as well that they weren't the bridget jones ones!!.)...hope I don't meet any of them for a VERY long time.,could only happen to me!!..[:I][:D][:D]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

Many years ago, when I was a Girl Guide, we went on holiday to Switzerland. My friend and I had a room overlooking the steps, so we used to love washing our smalls and hanging them over the window shutter frame dripping wet, so people would get dripped on.

One night, we were having our evening meal in the crowded hotel dining room - there was a party of boys there as well as us. One of the boys teachers stood up in the middle of the room and asked if these belonged to anyone. It was a pair of my friends knickers which had dropped on his head whilst he was entering the hotel!

My friends face was as red as the knickers!

[animaleyes76]

hahaha! Brilliant .. I got into trouble once trying to be my usual jokey self.

A client manager walked into out office with a bit of a limp so i asked "old football injury huh?". He replied "No, polio actually"

I nearly died... until he actually laughed too.. Lucky!

[kallis3]

Good job! You do wish the floor would open up and swallow you don't you?

[Skippy]

[:D][:D][:D] All of you!

[debtmountain]

[:D][:D][:D]...Thanks Jan and animaleyes, I feel tons better now knowing it's not just me[;)]

[kallis3]

I did post this one some time ago as well.

A few months ago I went into work wearing my trousers with a sewn in seam. It was only after being in work for some hours that I realised I had them on back to front and the seam was at the back!

I rushed to the loo and changed them! No one had noticed, but I felt such a fool!

[size5]

I couldn't begin to list mine, so I won't but for this thread, when you look on the left where the adverts are, but only when you reply it seems, they are under headings like "boys wearing high heels" and "men wearing knickers"

Am I missing something here?

[flumpy dog]

i would like to add one but i would probably get booted off [:D]

[size5]

They seem to have disappeared now. What was all that about I wonder?

Regards.

[kallis3]

I've just seen them as well! The mind boggles!

Mind you, there are all sorts of ads on the left!

FD - I dread to think what you have been up to![:D][:D]

[debtmountain]

size5,I saw it too,don't know what that was about,very strange!!..

FD,..I'm intrigued now[:D][:D]

[Julie]

FD - you have to tell.....c'mon you're amongst friends [:D]

[flumpy dog]

this could be my last post-ill be booted out for this !
last year i was at work and whilst i was dealing with a passenger query a worried lady came to me and handed me a bag saying someone had forgotten their shopping. i thanked her and took it to our lost property clerk who after looking in the bag gave me a funny look. 'whats wrong ?' i asked ?
'look!' they said
and in the bag was a pair of knickers with a used sanitary towel stuck to them arrrgh the shame ! [:I]

[Julie]

[:0][:I] FD ![:D]

Mine happened not so long ago.....I often wear dresses to work and one day after visiting the ladies, I was mortified to be told by a colleague, that the back of my dress was tucked into my knickers![:I][:I] Thankfully, she told me discreetly before I walked back into the office....I cringe when I think what could have happened [:I]