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Wizzard

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Post by Wizzard » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:09 am
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A teacher was talking to her class about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
A little girl put her hand up and said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile
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Post by Kazzy E » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:39 am
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[:D][:D] Morning Wizz, hope you are feeling loads better. I haven't been online for a couple of days, so had better catch up with everyone. ! Have a fab day. Kazzy x
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Post by angelrainbow » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:33 am
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It certainly is a good morning for me following yesterday's news!!!
Hope everyone has a wonderful day!
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Post by moretolife » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:40 am
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seen that one before Ray...somewhere....methinks...but good anyway

AR ...every morning will be good for you from now on...enjoy....
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Post by Wizzard » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:49 am
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I didn't say they were all original TOL [:D][:D] But a lot of them are; I just can't remember which ones.
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile
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Post by Wizzard » Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:55 am
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving yesterday. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine'

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile
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Post by Viki.W » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:28 am
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Post by kallis3 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 12:06 pm
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And if they're Jimmy Choo shoes - you're quids in!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D]
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Post by flow13 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 4:24 pm
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Lol. I needed cheering and I am so glad I cam on here today.
Its now time to start living and to make some some wonderful memories!
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