Good morning ...... isn't it??

[Wizzard]

I'm a senior citizen

I’m the life and soul of the party - even if it lasts until 8 pm.

I'm very good at opening childproof caps - with a hammer.

I'm usually interested in going home - before I get to where I was going.

I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

I'm smiling all the time - because I can't hear a thing you're saying.

I'm very good at telling stories - over and over and over and over.

I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as cute as mine are.

I'm not grouchy - I just don't like traffic, queuing, crowds, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, and a few other things I can't remember.

I'm sure that everything I can't find is in a secure place.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy - and that's just my right leg.

I'm having trouble remembering simple words like . . .like . . .

[Viki.W]

Ah! [:D][:D][:D] X

[Skippy]

[:D][:D][:D]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[moretolife]

oh Ray....are you sure you,re not my dad??!!...love it....and you....

[debtmountain]

[:D][:D][:D]

I'm some of these too and I'm only a young 46 [:D]

[angelrainbow]

[:D][:D][:D]

I'm some of these too and I'm only a young 46 [:D]

Same and I'm only early thirties! [:0]

[debtmountain]

That's worrying angelrainbow [:0][:D][:D]