Harry's Blog - Living With a Bankrupt Owner

[Skippy]

Hello everyone, Harry Puss here. I understand that my mummy often posts about me, so I thought it was time I had my own blog so I could put my side of things. I thought I'd better put it in Pet's Corner, in case Admin told mummy off for putting in with the human blogs - I wouldn't want to get mummy in trouble, she might not buy me any more nice food!

I understand that you know my mummy as Skippy - I'm not sure why, she's not Australian, and while she's a bit porky around the middle I don't think she's got a pouch!

I've heard mummy talk about being bankrupt and I wanted to reassure any other cats living with insolvent owners that it doesn't make any difference. None of the other cats in the area have said anything to me, so I presume they don't know. I still get the best of everything - mummy even said that her and daddy would go without before I would. That's what I like to hear!

I keep hearing the words 'credit crunch', and at first I thought they were a yummy new type of biscuit, but after listening to mummy and daddy talking (see, they think asleep) I know it could mean they are short of money - I did worry when they mentioned heating, I hope they realise a cat needs to be warm! I'm trying to help though - I've been bringing earth worms home, as it's the only fresh meat I've been able to find. Unfortunately mummy and daddy don't seem to like them - they put them back in the garden. They haven't liked the slugs either! I do think they're a bit ungrateful, I don't like getting my paws dirty!

Anyway, I'm off to sleep now - it's a hard life being a little puddy tat.

Miaow for now!

[Wizzzard]

Wizzz hangs up his comic crown and bows gracefully from the stage.

Skippy that is brilliant ... (Massive round of applause)

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

[tori]

[:D]Skippy that is brilliant!! I hope there's more to come?!?x

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D][:D] Oh Harry, your blog is brilliant. I really hope you keep blogging and by the way, I think you're cute.[:X] XXXXXXXX

[kallis3]

Skippy, that was fantastic! I loved it, so funny![:D][:D][:D]

[pixie]

Harry, you're a star!
I love to hear your various exploits so please keep kicking mummy off the keybourd and keep blogging!

p.s. mummy prefers chocolates to worms....

[debtmountain]

[:0] You're a Clever Cat Harry Puss[;)] Keep Blogging, look forward to hearing about your Adventures.[:D]

xx

[Julie]

"The Adventures of 'Arry", I love it Skippy. Whens the next installment [:D]

[Lisa2009]

LOL skip, i can see where he gets his barmy personality from xxxxx

[moretolife]

i read this blog out to oskar...my pooch...he wants to know if harry will be his cyber buddy....he likes cats...unlike me....i told him i would ensure he got all harrys news as and when it comes out....

woof woof from oskar.!!!

[Skippy]

Hello again, Harry Puss here! Thank you for all your kind comments about my blog.

I understand mummy is on another website called Facebook, and that some of you are friends with her - that means you can be friends with moi! Mummy very kindly set me up a page on Catbook, which you can get to through her Facebook page.

That's all for today - I've been taking it easy for the last couple of days and getting ready to gather presents for mummy and daddy at the weekend.

Mioaw for now!

PS Oskar sounds ok for a big woofy thing, so I'd love to be his cyber buddy. Mummy says I've got to be a tree hugging sandal wearing peace cat, so I may as well try being friends with a dog!

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D][:D] Hope your mummy and daddy like the pressies Harry. XXXXX

[kallis3]

Now you just have to decide whether it's to be the pond weed or the slugs Harry![:D]

[freelili]

Hiya Harry

My name is Cole, although I often get called munchy moustache boy. I have this little white moustache but I am mainly back. It makes me cute, so I am a little bit nice; actually I am beautiful according to my Mommy. I am sometimes called Teddy too, I am a cuddle cat, and so how about being my friend then? I do think that our Mommies are friends.

I live with my sister Syra (a fruitcake) Ruby, too good for the likes of us and idiot brothers Oscar and Morgan, they are kittens, not sure what that word means but I think its annoying little monsters, or worse.

I also have two human brothers and a sister. I like the one human brother, he is kind to me but the other? Well he is fruitcake too, he picks me up and stares at me right in the eyes, I do not like his human sister either, she sat on me when I was 4 weeks old, just after Mommy had fed me with a bottle and put me on the sofa, she came in and squashed me like a sausage, that’s not nice is it? So I run off when they come home.

I don’t do weed, I am a good boy, we do have a pond in our garden but it’s full of that vile stuff …water. So I stay away from that. I spend my days roaming around the cemetery, I like playing with all the flowers other humans lay around. I have a den in some trees there also. I also like socks, screwed up socks are the business aren’t they?

It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago, and Syra’s too. Our mommy gave us a party; we had tuna and some new toys. My mommy is going to send Sally the pictures. The nice brother had a stupid moment though, he came into the living room with the dishes for our Tuna and he dropped and smashed them all. It was very scary and I had to go and get a cuddle from my mommy. I don’t like bells so they took the bells off the toys, there was this stupid looking long thingy, which they dangled at us. I gave it what for with my paw, I also gave the stupid flashy thing nice brother was holding what for too. If I have told them once, I have told them a thousand times, I get dangly things, don’t care what they are attached too, I am a cat, it’s my job.

So that’s all about me. Are you going to be my friend then??

Love

Cole, cuddle, munchy boy, sweetie Cat.

[Skippy]

Hiya Cole, Harry Puss here! I'd love to be your friend - us felines have got to stick together.

Your mummy sounds nicer than mine - she says my moustache looks like Adolf Hitlers! She still says I'm handsome though, so her eyesight can't be that bad!

Luckily I'm an only cat - that means I'm centre of attention. I wouldn't like having to share my toys with another cat, so if you're reading this mummy and daddy, don't even think about it!

I'll be glad when the spring's here and the quality of the weed improves - I think I'm having withdrawal symptoms, and worms just aren't the same. I lurve water! I can sit and look at it for hours - I even look down the toilet!

Miaow for now!