Hiya Harry
My name is Cole, although I often get called munchy moustache boy. I have this little white moustache but I am mainly back. It makes me cute, so I am a little bit nice; actually I am beautiful according to my Mommy. I am sometimes called Teddy too, I am a cuddle cat, and so how about being my friend then? I do think that our Mommies are friends.
I live with my sister Syra (a fruitcake) Ruby, too good for the likes of us and idiot brothers Oscar and Morgan, they are kittens, not sure what that word means but I think its annoying little monsters, or worse.
I also have two human brothers and a sister. I like the one human brother, he is kind to me but the other? Well he is fruitcake too, he picks me up and stares at me right in the eyes, I do not like his human sister either, she sat on me when I was 4 weeks old, just after Mommy had fed me with a bottle and put me on the sofa, she came in and squashed me like a sausage, that’s not nice is it? So I run off when they come home.
I don’t do weed, I am a good boy, we do have a pond in our garden but it’s full of that vile stuff …water. So I stay away from that. I spend my days roaming around the cemetery, I like playing with all the flowers other humans lay around. I have a den in some trees there also. I also like socks, screwed up socks are the business aren’t they?
It was my birthday a couple of weeks ago, and Syra’s too. Our mommy gave us a party; we had tuna and some new toys. My mommy is going to send Sally the pictures. The nice brother had a stupid moment though, he came into the living room with the dishes for our Tuna and he dropped and smashed them all. It was very scary and I had to go and get a cuddle from my mommy. I don’t like bells so they took the bells off the toys, there was this stupid looking long thingy, which they dangled at us. I gave it what for with my paw, I also gave the stupid flashy thing nice brother was holding what for too. If I have told them once, I have told them a thousand times, I get dangly things, don’t care what they are attached too, I am a cat, it’s my job.
So that’s all about me. Are you going to be my friend then??
Love
Cole, cuddle, munchy boy, sweetie Cat.