Hi guys my name is Syra, I am Cole’s sister
I hope some of you will be my friend too I so need a bit of a moan here. I think my Mommy has had a bit of a busy day and she isn’t too happy with me and she has seriously told me off and I am not a happy kitty cat, I really need a meeeeeoon
OK so she had to go out and before she left she did some ironing, she stupidly and I mean this is really stupid even for a blonde to leave steam roller thingy dangles down when we are around. Well actually, the little ones where sleeping in the garden room having chased leaves all morning and Cole and Ruby are out too. I was only sitting on top of the nice warm surf board thingy, how was I to know? I am a cat, yet she thinks I am all clued up with gravity here, do cats go to school? Do physics, do they ever flipping fall if they are not pushed? Come on, what did I get, oh Syraaaaaaa. All horrible from my mommy. I didn’t break it, I just played with the dangly bit and it wanted to play back and jumped towards me. How is that my fault? All I did was run the hell away, well wouldn’t you if some triangle that often breathes some kind of smoke from its million eyes came hurdling towards you? Now I am the bad guy and in very much need of some sympathy.
Oh by the way, that’s me there in the picture, she doesn’t know I can do this, precious Cole (sick, sick, where is me bucket) isn’t the only one but I am more clever as I can do it with my picture. He spends half the time chasing the bird round the page when he does this, believe me, I am an all seeing, all clued up cat, I don’t miss a thing. (might even be a song there). Right back to that sickly brother and all of the other things that are getting right behind each and every claw, something else I need sympathy for. A) she loves him better than me, B) I was the only girl but they gave me a boys name then. C) someone got me a sister who I do not like one little bit.
A) Cole is a little bit nice brother and I love him but… she loves him more than me, its pathetic to listen to and I just know if he would have had the experience, she wouldn’t be minding one little bit. He meows at the window and its, my beeeebies, look at him, look at him, its me munchy, wunchy boy. Are you feeling sick yet? I actually can’t go on, my guts can’t take it. Seriously thinking of getting some skin stuck in my claws. I do actually play rough, on purpose and she screeches at me, so I just clean myself and pretend I don’t know what the hell she is making the racket for.
. Told you I was clever.
B) I cant really do much about, but I was scrappy do back then. Scrappy doo,? Sounds like I was fit for the flippin bin, right?? Or like something someone had stepped in.
C) Now listen to this, my mommy’s bed has railings and Ruby (goody flippin two shoes) was lying on mommy’s bed. Cole and me aren’t too keen on that, although Cole is too chilled out to do anything about it, Ruby lives in Toria's room and she can get lost. So I decided to give her what for with a paw, I sneaked in, just below the bed, whacked her really quickly and hid. She then stuck her stupid red heed between the railings and looked down. I then said, got a problem pinky? And lunched forward full force, only problem there though was I fitted through the railings but I forgot about the height (unusual for a clever cat, I know) and pedoiinged my head off the top of the railing which resonated throughout the room and fell, yes fell back down, then Ruby just got me. What did my Mommy do????? She cried laughing. I mean cried laughing. That’s not on is it? If it would have been Cole and he is idiot enough and has done it before, it would have been oh, my poor munchy booooy.
So guys I need a friend here, (mommy also needs an iron).
Am I sorry, no way.
lily
