Two funsters, Wizz and Andy, are sitting on a park bench discussing the philosophy of humour, like they do every day.
Andy turns to Wizz and says, "Do you think there's football in heaven, wack?"
Wizz thinks about it for a minute and replies, "Ah divent kna marra, but let's mek a deal: if Ah die fust, Ah'll come back and let yer kna if there's football in heaven, and if yay die fust, yay de the same."
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Andy passes on.
One day soon afterward, Wizz is sat doing his football pools by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Wizz ... Wizz..."
Wizz responds, "Andy! Is that thee?"
"Yes, it is, Wizz," whispers Andy's ghost.
Wizz, still amazed, asks, "So, is there football in heaven?"
"Well," says Andy "I've got good news and bad news."
"Gimme the good news fust," says Wizz.
Andy says, "Well... there is football in heaven."
Wizz says, "That's great, man! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"
Andy sighs and whispers, "You're in goal on Saturday."
Have a great day xxx
The best psychological health comes from admitting your faults and recognizing they're caused by someone else.
Wizzzard xxx
