Dear Sir/Madam
I acknowledge receipt of your letter dated 7 August 2008 in which, for the 12th time, you request that I pay the monies owed to you. I first want you to know that in no way do I dispute my debt and I intend to pay as soon as possible.
However I would like to bring to your attention that you are not my only creditor. I have many more creditors,quite as honourable and important as you, and whom I wish to pay too. Which is why, each month, I throw all the names of my creditors into a hat and draw one at random. The one drawn is paid immediately.
I hope that yours will come out shortly.
Sincerely Yours,
Ray Scollen
PS: I regret to inform you that given the harsh and threatening tone of your last letter, you will not be taking part in the next three draws.
Please please don't take this too seriously [:D][:D][:D]
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile