Marie! (Part 2)

[Moneystinks]

[}:)]Does that mean you know know nothing????

[:D]

[animaleyes76]

"I" know laods,,, modest hey.. especi8aly for someone that REALLY cant type tonight lol.

But seriously, it's scary how little some people in the industry can get away wioth knowing.. I guess that's why most of them contract. After 6 or 12 months when their contracts are up their employer has pretty much realised they know f/all lol

[Moneystinks]

Too true

Then they disappear and leave everyone else with their rubbish systems!

What software do you develop Oracle/java/sql/excel???????

Come on spill........

[animaleyes76]

Yay! you guessed it, hence all the govt system problems lol

Me? I'm an Oracle/SQL/Unix kinda boy

)

[animaleyes76]

with a TINSY little bit of powerbuilder thrown in ;o)

[Moneystinks]

I sort of knew Oracle would be one....


Developed the wrong way like the system I use then it is pants!

I hate it. It is so unstable......

But it is defo the way it has been programmed.

[Moneystinks]

Mine defo keyboard

If I type really slow it picks up all the letters fine. But I am used to going at a rate of knots (no rude jokes)! and this keyboard doesn't like it.

I typed really slow then.

[8D][:D]

[animaleyes76]

it's amazing some people REALLY don't know.. I find it hard to believe too..

As i say tho.. I reckon i could take someone with an average knowledge of computers and get them to a level good enough for the IT industry very easily.. its just common sense really..

[animaleyes76]

oracle is quite cool... well relational databases are.. god i sound like a nerd.. clearly i read books on sql at night lol.

written badly,it can be shokcing as you say.

so what happens if you "go REALLY fast" PML

[Moneystinks]

Well, ermmmmm

When I TYPE fast letters get missed off.

Doesn't help that we have had laptop in bits fixing the jack thingie!! I broke it. oops all better now though.

[:I]

[animaleyes76]

ah ladyh

that's pretty much how i learnt.. pressed things i shouldn't, did things i wasn't supposed to do (at work) and found out what happened..

best way to learn.. i wiped all the marriage certs off a major financial services database .. hhahaha.. all 300,000 of them hahahah

Got them back though but it was quite amusing.. you can imagine the nightmare the call centres had hahahah

[Moneystinks]

I get 'used' in the offce - a bit like you.

I crack on I know nothing just to get left alone - quite funny watching people though - I'm naughty.

oh does similar to Stephen, so NERD yes lol!

I think you have done really well!

[Moneystinks]

Talking of wiping things......

The first day in my new job

I wiped their diary and all the diaries of their colleagues - how embarrassing. [:I]

[animaleyes76]

far more fun being naughty too though hey.

lol @ my nerd status.

might change to nerdyanimaleyes76 hahaha

being "used" in the office and just wanting to learn can be a great way to end up getting into IT.. Happened to me.. i've got no IT degree etc, did IT at GCSE.

They took me on and actually trained me.. a rarity of mammoth proportions these days i think lol. Even proper professional qualifications. yay.

[animaleyes76]

TOTALLY off subject.. it's not fair.. sitting in my bedroom with the windows WIDE open and i swear someone somewhere is cooking burgers... Mmmmmm