If anyone heard how Suzanne did .. please point me to the thread. My eyes aren't brilliant and my emails seems to be up the swannie, as I'm not getting any notifications [V]. I think its my end because I'm not getting any emails at all now and my ISP's Server went down on Saturday. Not sure its up and running yet properly. Every time I ring 'em for a status report I get a different answer. Anyhoo ... nuff of that ... here is tonights chuckle ... take care and sleep well all.
Grandpa was celebrating his 75th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared.
"Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success," he cackled. "I have been in the open air day after day for some 50 years now."
The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.
"Well, you see my wife and I were married 50 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a long, long walk."
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile
