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Wizzard

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Post by Wizzard » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:37 pm
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.

Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two my father will die, and I'll inherit 40 million pounds."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

Three days later, she became his stepmother.



Nite nite all ... sleep well
When I was young I was called a rugged individualist
When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric
Here I am doing and saying the same things I did back then and now I'm labelled senile
 
 

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Post by Skippy » Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:43 pm
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Night night Ray x
 
 

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Post by kallis3 » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:08 pm
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Sharing from experiences of dealing with debt
The greatness of a man is not in how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively.
Bob Marley.
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Post by Viki.W » Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:40 pm
[:D][:D][:D] Night night Ray. X
If you would like to talk to me about your debt problems, please visit:
http://www.vincentbond.com/about_us_Viki_Warbrooke.asp
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