One for Ray

[Kazzy E]

Arti was fed up with the building trade and was looking to do something different for a living. Whilst down the pub talking to his mate, he came up with a fantastic new idea. He proceeded to tell his mate that he was thinking of becoming a hit man. Great said his mate - how much would you charge to bump off the Mrs. Arti said that as it was his first hit, he would only charge a pound. You're on said his mate, you'll know who she is, she's in Asda every Thursday morning and always gets to the checkout for 10am. She always wears a rose in her lapel. Great said Arti, that should be easy then.

That Thursday, at 10am on the dot, Arti looked along the checkout run in Asda, and sure enough, there she stood with the rose in her lapel. Arti approached her, put his hands around her throat and she fell to the floor. As he hot footed it out of Asda, he passed a lady in the doorway, also with a rose in her lapel. Damn, he thought to himeself, perhaps I have killed the wrong one. In a panic he grabbed the other lady, and promptly put his hands around her throat and she fell to the floor also. Arti scarpered.

Next day in the local rag, black and bold headline read..............................................



ARTI CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND IN ASDA


Sorry guys, I know what you're thinking. [:D][:D][:D]

Kazzy x

[Wizzard]

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Just the kind or daft story I love Kazzy ... yer going to put me out of business [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

[Kazzy E]

[:D] Don't think so, I can never remember them. You seem to reel them off, I'd love to be in your company, I bet you are SO funny [:D][:D][:D] Kazzy x

[Wizzard]

Between you and me Kazzy, I'm not. I can only connect with people via the internet. I can't handle people face to face. If it wasn't for my PC I'd never talk to anyone unless I was forced into it. I know it sounds daft but its true.

[Kazzy E]

Aw bless you, well thank goodness for hyperspace then, aye Ray? I come across a lot of people like this actually. One of my best friends does all her communication through the internet, forums, chat rooms, myspace, msn etc, but she is really shy and lives out in the sticks and she's just the same, she really lacks confidence in talking to people face to face, bless her (but I love her to bits). Kazzy x

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D][:D] Kazzy, that was brilliant! X

Ray, we'll get you to a frugal friends meeting ONE day.[:)] X

[Abby]

[:D] [:D] [:D] excellent.