Prepaid envelopes and junk mail

[plasticdaft]

Whoever it was on here who suggested sending things to companies that send you junk mail is an absolute genious.
This morning I received my 3rd letter of the week from provident financial offering me another loan at 189.2%APR. In their prepaid envelope I sent them a charity clothes bag(the ones that drop on your doormat like cluster bombs),a token for 10% off dog shampooing at the local groomers,an advert for pizzahut's lunchtime menu,and a cash receipt from my local sainsbury's for petrol.
I wonder what I could send them next,any ideas welcome!!!

[kallis3]

I bet they'll be impressed with that![:D][:D][:D]

I could think of one or two things, but I won't mention them![:D][:D]

[plasticdaft]

I cant work out if they would get charged extra postage if I send something heavier like a housebrick?? Or perhaps a paving slab!!

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[MelanieGiles]

This has made me really giggle! I know it is a little unprofessional of me to do so, but I am actually rocking at the moment at the thought of the envelope being opened at the other end.

Even stuffy olf IPs are allowed a humour moment!

[kallis3]

No one would ever say you were stuffy or old Melanie!

It's good to have a good giggle, especially when the weather is rubbish!

[plasticdaft]

I am always glad to bring a smile to your face Mel. You work too hard and really dont get the credit you deserve.

You could never be considered as a stuffy old IP!!!

[ytsejam]

Perhaps a food stuff? A friend at Uni used to send stale biscuits back with those.

[kallis3]

A nice slice of smelly Gorgonzola![:D]

[plasticdaft]

Now thats giving me an idea. Anchovies,cant stand them but they would surely smell bad after a few days in an envelope!!

[Skippy]

An old prawn?

[kallis3]

Probably, or a kipper or any fish for that matter.[:D]

[MelanieGiles]

A friend of mine once sewed fresh prawns into her ex-boyfriend's curtain hems, in revenge for his unfaithfulness. You can imagine the smell after a few weeks, and it took him ages to find the source!

[kallis3]

That's a good one! What a pong there must have been![:D]

[plasticdaft]

A friend of mine once sewed fresh prawns into her ex-boyfriend's curtain hems, in revenge for his unfaithfulness. You can imagine the smell after a few weeks, and it took him ages to find the source!

I remember putting an open tin of sardines above a ceiling tile in my warrant officers office. We had previously placed one of those musical cards up in the ceiling space next to a vent so when the wind blew it opened up enough to play "happy birthday". He was not amused!!!