Prepaid envelopes and junk mail

[kallis3]

Remind me never to upset you PD![:D][:D]

The insoles from my daughters shoes should do it as well - they stink![:D]

[emma_t]

Oh my goodness, what a lot you are[:)]

Melanie, what a satisfying thing to do for revenge[:I] You would be driven mad with the smell of that[:0]

I can think of a few things to send to provident in the pre paid envelope, but would get banned from the forum if I posted them[:I][;)]

[Skippy]

When we moved 18 months ago the idiot buying our flat messed us and the estate agent around so much that the estate agent told us to leave a dead pigeon in the water tank!

Needless to say we didn't, but I was tempted to do something!

[1 step closer]

I very thoughtfully wait until several companies send me junk, then cut off my details and sent everything to each other! Its great! lol

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[EskimoLou]

Ha ha ha, this has all made me laugh so much, i can't wait to get my next load of junk mail so i can get satisfaction and amusement in sending it back with random things enclosed!!!

x x x

[james.c]

i mentioned this on the forumn a few months ago and the beauty is, the more you do it compaines get fed up with it and knock you of their mailing list

[kallis3]

Trouble is, if you just return the envelope with rubbish in, they won't know who you are to stop mailing you!

If I was going to send something smelly, I certainly wouldn't want them to know where it had come from!

[plasticdaft]

I dont want them to stop!!!

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[emma_t]

I get a big expensive looking glossy couture brochure from Armani every season[:0]

Don't know how they got my details, but a waste of time targeting me!!

Even if I could fit in the wonderful creations I would not be able to afford a button from them[:D]

[flumpy dog]

i keep getting silly mail from my bank offering me to upgrade to a silver account
er noooo wayyyy [:D]

[cazlizzy]

Now if only we could *post* things down the phone [}:)]

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

[Angleparkinn]

Q>Why do postmen/women deliver so much junk through my letterbox? Surely I am entitled to be surly and indifferent to them for having the effrontery to deliver so much useless, printed material to me?

A>Contrary to popular belief, your postman does not take perverse pleasure from carrying around hundreds of kilos of clothing catalogues or mobile phone brochures. You only receive these because, at some point in your empty and desolate life, you have ticked the box that says “I agree to be sent loads of rubbish through the post. Please pass on my address to anyone else who’d like to send me loads of worthless **** as the more junkmail I receive makes me feel incredibly popular.”

[kallis3]

I get a lot of junk mail which I have never signed up to, or have ever requested and I, like most posters on here, do not feel that I have an empty or desolate life.