Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who were they to interfere with God's will? they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied. The elders of the second church, deciding that they cou...

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The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began, Daddy fell into the well last week Teachet and student My goodness! the teacher exclaimed. Is he all right? He must be, said the boy. He stop...