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debtmountain

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Post by debtmountain » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:57 pm
Here's one for you Ray[:)]

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of
Stella and sticks it into the trolley

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife

"They're on offer, only £10 for 12 cans", he says

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on
shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it
into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says

The man replies... "SO DOES 12 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F*%KING
PRICE"
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Post by debtmountain » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:07 pm
Oops[:I]

Forgot to delete the "F" word as copied from an email I received.

Sorry Everyone
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Post by Wizzard » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:10 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ilove it ROFL
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Post by chris.g » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:21 pm
[:D][:D][:D][:D]Very good...[:D][:D][:D][:D]
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Post by debtmountain » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:24 pm
Thanks ladyh[:D][:D]

But best to leave it to Ray, he's so much funnier, I only have the odd joke to tell, Ray could write a "Frugal Friends Joke Book", he has so many[:D][:D]
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Post by Viki.W » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:28 pm
Brilliant. Hubby's nodding away here![:D][:D][:D]
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Post by kallis3 » Mon Aug 11, 2008 4:38 pm
That was really funny!
[:D][:D][:D]
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