Todays Jokette for me mates

[Wizzard]

A young college student came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"

"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.

"You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble."

"What are you talking about? That's one of the largest banks in the UK," he said. "there must be some mistake."

"I don't think so," she sniffed. "They just returned one of my cheques with a note saying, 'Insufficient Funds'."

[Viki.W]

[:D][:D][:D] XXXXXX

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D][:D]

[stressed_suzanne]

Tee Hee! [:D] [:D]

[Wizzard]

....So I told her ... its 66-1 ... its never even finished a race in its life. Its carrying extra weight. Yer wasting yer money backing that owld nag. But would she listen??? would she heck ... and whats worse is .... she's using her winnings to buy a new coat[:(!][:(!]

[kallis3]

You should always listen to a woman.........[:D][:D][:D]

[Wizzard]

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast.

The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"

The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me £8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a cheque for £8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer:

£100 due for a consultation.

[kallis3]

On form today Ray![:D][:D]

[debtmountain]

Lol! Ray [:D][:D][:D]

You do make me laugh[:)]

[Viki.W]

I print them off aswell.[:D][:D][:D] X

[Wizzard]

Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.

Pete says to the salesman, "We really like it, but I don't think we can afford it."

The salesman says, "You just make a small down payment... then you don't make another payment for six months."

Gladys wheeled around with her hands on her hips and said, "OK!! Who's been talking about us?"

[kallis3]

[:D][:D][:D]

That could apply to some of us waiting for IVA's!!!!!

[debtmountain]

[:D][:D][:D]

[moretolife]

ray...you made me chuckle...the one re the living room suite....made me actually laugh out ,loud and considering i have been miserable all day i needed the giggle...

keep em coming

[Wizzard]

Glad to help TOL