No worries DD, I won't be holding you responsible - you did lend me the warrior's helmet for the OR interview.
To be honest, I think the bank account could be excellent - they just need to iron out a few niggles.  The things I would change are:
1.  Get internet banking ASAP
2.  Make balances available at the cashpoint - paying for the account is bad enough, but I don't see why I should have to pay to get my balance as well!
3.  Send out a paying in book when you open the account.
4.  Get more staff so you can actually get through on the phone.
5.  Change the b****y music!
I think the main reason I won't be staying with them is that I only have 2 DDs (direct debits, not Debt Dummys!) so they don't actually have a lot of managing to do.  If you have a lot of bills etc going out of your account it would be really good as you don't have to keep track of your money.
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